dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

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hplyrikz:

More here

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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hplyrikz:

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a-rtist:

Fave

a-rtist:

Fave

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en0lagay:

i’ve been drinking

en0lagay:

i’ve been drinking

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oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

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spoopstagram:

*orders 420 donuts* aha glaze it lmao

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ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

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archicide:

why the fuck would you ask me if i’m fine. have you seen me? i’m fine as hell

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