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"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

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if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

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calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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Anonymous said: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?


life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 




“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

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